{"product_id":"eat-a-jar-of-st-nicks-s-1lb","title":"Eat a Jar of St. Nicks s 1lb","description":"\u003cul class=\"tabs\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\u003ca class=\"active\" href=\"#desc\"\u003eDescription\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"#spec\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"tabs-content\"\u003e\n    \u003cli class=\"active\" id=\"desc\"\u003eAttention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to  eat a jar of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of St. Nick's s! Thats right, folks  1 pound of phalluses,  ready to assault  your taste buds and your dignity! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Introducing Eat a Jar of St. Nick's  s  the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more s than a  politicians convention, and theyre all sour enough to make your face pucker  like youve just seen your grandma naked. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e But wait, theres more! These little members are surprisingly versatile: \u003cbr\u003e  Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by \u003cbr\u003e  Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just arent enough anymore) \u003cbr\u003e  Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers reactions \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e So, whether youre looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or  just want to be a  yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour s is the perfect  solution.\n    \u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45659061289194,"sku":"LG-CP1260","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1851\/4193\/files\/961ce321d00972c48400e1a8be517f84.jpg?v=1760106696","url":"https:\/\/www.somethingsexyplanet.com\/products\/eat-a-jar-of-st-nicks-s-1lb","provider":"SomethingSexyPlanet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}