Dirty and Discreet

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Everyone is looking for a new way to add a little “spice” into their relationship these days. With taboos becoming mainstream every day, thrills are a little harder to come by than they were for the generations before us. Thankfully, the adult novelty industry has risen to the challenge with a whole host of delightfully devilish goodies to indulge the sexual thrill-seekers out there.

Toys like remote-control vibrators are making their way into everything from panties that hold the vibe where it matters most to actual insertable vibrating eggs that can be activated at the touch of a button. Toys like these usually come with a nondescript remote control that looks just like a car remote, which can be threaded onto a keychain for super-naughty fun at your partner’s control! Vibes are hiding in everything from pillows to bath sponges, making orgasm more accessible than it has ever been before.

Think we forgot the boys? Think again. They can sample the delights of a faux vagina tucked in a flashlight casing or even a beer can! These incognito ladies are always within hand’s reach for the modern horny guy, and make a great accessory to hand jobs for men that already have a partner. (No matter what you choose, you’re sure to have less embarrasment than http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSEIC95394620070919.)

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