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Billy-bob wet t-shirt contest in a bottle
$13.20 $11.95
Model:BB10004

From Billy-Bob Products comes every guy's fantasy, a Wet T-Shirt Contest in a Bottle. It comes with a bottle and white t-shirt inside. All you have to do is open'er up, a...

Boobie wrist bands
$2.39 $2.95
Model:PD6141-02

These Boobie Wristbands from Pipedream fit on almost any wrist. When you take them off they magically snap back into shape. Always good for a few laughs!...

Pecker wrist bands
$2.39 $2.95
Model:PD6141-01

These Pecker Wristbands from Pipedream fit on almost any wrist. When you take them off they magically snap back into shape. Always good for a few laughs!...

The tuggie - the fuzzy sock that warms your cock
$9.63 $8.95
Model:PD8582-00

Snuggle up! The original Tuggie from Pipedream is perfect for warming your johnson, hiding your afternoon boners, and disguising those all-day semis. Don't be fooled by cheap ...

Dick thru the head
$5.78 $5.95
Model:PD6578-00

Everybody has at least one dickhead in his or her life. And this hilarious Dick Thru The Head novelty is perfect for letting them show it. Perfect for your next bachelorette or adu...

Helping hands party top
$12.10 $10.95
Model:HP2343

Be the life of the party with the hot and hilarious Helping Hands Party Bra from Hott Products. You gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to show 'em! See-through adj...

Dicky slippers
$17.33 $15.95
Model:PD5004-02

Are you getting cold feet? These flesh colored Dicky Slippers are sure to keep her feet warm while keeping everyone in stitches. One size fits most. No need to act like a dick... j...

King of boobs crown
$11.00 $9.95
Model:SE2447-20

Your dream has come true! You finally are the King of Boobs. At least you are when you wear this hilarious plastic crown. Crown is adjustable to fit most heads. Show the world of t...

Wind-up walkin' flasher
$8.14 $7.95
Model:SE2446-00

Wind up the Wind-Up Walkin' Flasher and watch him walk, waddle, and drop his pants. A fun gag gift for any occassion....

Boobie nose glasses
$5.78 $5.95
Model:PD6601-01

Cover your nostrils with nipples for a hilarious experience! Weather you are trying to disguise your mug or send an erotic message, these novelty Phoney Face Boobie Glasses will do...

Dicky nose glasses
$5.78 $5.95
Model:PD6601-02

Forget Gaucho Marx, we've got the funniest Phony Face glasses in town courtesy of Pipedream. These glasses have a pecker nose and black frames. Make 'em laugh by just loo...

Condom hat
$12.51 $11.95
Model:PD6555-00

You've got to use your head these days! This king size rubber hat with resivoir fits most dick heads! This is the perfect gift for any prick in your life!...

Barbecue buddy grilling apron
$16.36 $14.95
Model:PD5116-00

Keep the sauce off your shirt with this hilarious BBQ Buddy Grilling Apron. This apron features a plushy penis & ball set and a curly luxurious bush attached to the printed ima...

Bad girl apron
$12.51 $11.95
Model:PD5078-02

Barbeques are always a good time. But, you can make them even better when you grill it up while wearing the Bad Girl Apron, complete with raised tits and dominatrix theme print. Ke...

Blow job party bib
$3.30 $2.95
Model:8321

Keep that blow job mess off your pretty shirt with this genius bib! This red bib has an image of an open mouth on it and says, "Blow Job Bib". This is the perfect accesso...

Boob inspector badge
$6.60 $5.95
Model:7851

You love inspecting boobs. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official boob inspector, which will enable you to inspect boobs without so much of the explaining. Jus...

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