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Beer fart extinguisher
$9.90 $8.95
Model:LB652

Farts can be loud and explosive or silent and deadly. Either way put out the fart with the Beer Fart Extinguisher from Laid Back....

Fart extinguisher
$9.90 $8.95
Model:LB50

Farts can be loud and explosive or silent and deadly. Either way put out the fart with the Fart Extinguisher from Laid Back....

Poor womans boob job
$5.50 $4.95
Model:LB333

The Poor Woman's Boob Job from Laid Back. Don't despair just fill with air. If they're not what they used to be, or they've never been there, just place one in ...

Hustler sexy skin iphone 4 protective case - pink
$19.69 $17.95
Model:H45533-11002

Keep your iPhone safe and protected in style with the Hustler Sexy Skin iPhone 4 Protective Case. This case is compatible with the iPhone 4 and made with medical grade silicone to ...

Hustler sexy skin iphone 4 protective case - red
$19.69 $17.95
Model:H45533-11001

Keep your iPhone safe and protected in style with the Hustler Sexy Skin iPhone 4 Protective Case. This case is compatible with the iPhone 4 and made with medical grade silicone to ...

Road titties
$10.98 $9.95
Model:8594

Who needs fuzzy pink dice when you can have soft pink Road Titties from Ozze Creations? These flesh colored rear view mirror accessories will add fun to any vehicle....

Giant breast ball
$10.98 $9.95
Model:8593-02

Get your hands all over the Giant Breast Ball from Ozze Creations. Squeeze it to relieve stress, play with it, or throw it at your friends, the fun is never ending!...

Hustler sexy skin iphone 4 protective case - black
$19.69 $17.95
Model:H41533-11002

Keep your iPhone safe and protected in style with the Hustler Sexy Skin iPhone 4 Protective Case. This case is compatible with the iPhone 4 and made with medical grade silicone to ...

Hustler sexy skin iphone 4 protective case - blue
$19.69 $17.95
Model:H41533-11001

Keep your iPhone safe and protected in style with the Hustler Sexy Skin iPhone 4 Protective Case. This case is compatible with the iPhone 4 and made with medical grade silicone to ...

Pop-up boobies
$10.98 $9.95
Model:8593-01

When you're stressed and want something to squeeze and relieve your stress reach for the Pop-Up Boobies from Ozze Creations. When you squeeze her, her boobies pop up....

Dicky mosquito swatter
$6.58 $5.95
Model:8592

Really give it to those pesky mosquitoes and flies with the Dicky Mosquito Swatter from Ozze Creations. The dicky shaped swatter makes it even more fun to go after those pesky crit...

I'm only speeding cuz i have to poop car window signs
$3.30 $2.95
Model:7113-04

Add some humor to your commute with the I'm Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Car Window Sign from Kalan....

So gay i can't even drive straight car window signs
$3.30 $2.95
Model:7113-03

Add some hilarity to your daily commutes with the So Gay I Can't Even Drive Straight Car Window Sign from Kalan. Stick this on your window for a gay old time....

Middle finger car window signs
$3.30 $2.95
Model:7113-02

Show all those drivers that pissed you off the bird with the Middle Finger Car Window Sign from Kalan. Stick this to your window for an a-hole-free commute....

Bitch on board car window signs
$3.30 $2.95
Model:7113-01

Tell them who's behind the wheel with the Bitch On Board Car Window Sign from Kalan....

Honk if you're horny
$9.90 $8.95
Model:8652-42

In the mood for some lovin'? Let the world know with a couple honks of the Honk If You're Horny horn from Ozzie Creations. This horny horn is sure to let everyone know th...

Honk for a bj
$9.90 $8.95
Model:8652-41

Let everyone know your pleasure rod needs some love with the Honk For A BJ horn from Ozzie Creations. With one or more honks of the horn, get your member a little oral lovin'!...

Honk for sex
$9.90 $8.95
Model:8652-40

Bring some fun back into your sex life with the Honk for Sex horn from Ozzie Creations. Let everyone know you're in the mood to get down with one or a couple honks of the horn...

Ring for blow keychain
$5.50 $4.95
Model:8652-21

Everyone likes a little humor when it comes to sex and the Ring For Blowjob Bell Keychain from Ozze Creations will definitely assist you in adding some fun to your sex life. This n...

Ring for sex keychain
$5.50 $4.95
Model:8652-20

Bring all the benefits of the Ring For Sex Bell with you while out and about with the Ring For Sex Keychain from Ozze Creations. This little sex bell will add some fun to your sex ...

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